A deadly conflict

I was walking down the sidewalk, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a beautiful girl. So being me I go try to talk to her. We start conversating about politics and work. At this point in time we were hitting it off like Tiger Woods teeing off. Later after a cup of java she invites me to her house and you know what was going on. Her house was really big, really nice, really unique. She said she was a stay at home wife. Her husband was at work she said. But in actuallity he was entering the front door. We heard him enter the house, I freak. I ask her what he did. She replied his name is Rampage Jackon, the ufc fighter. Instantly I take off running, half naked. My aderineline was jacked, and im out the back door. But he sees me and starts chasing me. And the chase began, but ended abruptly. I was running to my car when a deathly spear hit lifting me off with force. I blacked out and woke up in the hospital 3 days later. I had a concussion and 23 stiches on my forehead. Thats my deadly conflict.